Started watching pokemon on netflix. Now its like 3 am.
I need help
You can’t not reblog this.
Yes I can. Watch me.
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
stannis baratheon takes back the north.
I decided to make custom R/B sprites for the current Twitch Plays Pokemon team! They’re transparent! Feel free to use them anywhere you like, you don’t have to credit, but it’d be really nice if you did. :>
aaabaaajss (Bird Jesus): Obviously looking holy, the laurels in beak represent victory.
AATTVVV (All-Terrain-Venomoth): Self-explanatory.
AAAAAAAAAA (King Fonz): AAAAAAAAAAyy
OMANYTE (LORD HELIX): The appointed god of TPP, risen from the Lord Helix. It’s facing away from the viewer because it is guiding Red.
AIIIIIIRRR (Air Jordan): Ready to SURF some waves and shoot some hoops.
AA-j (Double-A Jay): Also known as “Archangel of Justice.” It’s the battery bird, who’s had both positive and negative effects on Red’s adventure.
Praise the Helix!
The Church of the Helix Choir brings you songs about our lord and saviour, the Helix Fossil, and the adventures of Twitch Plays Pokémon.
Please support the Church of The Helix Choir!
If there’s enough interest, our humble fellowship will make an album that chronicles the biggest events and lore in the TPP universe.
May the believers of the Helix be inspired and blessed! Amen!Praise Thee Oh Blessed Helix
Who Doth Guide Me Past The Ledge
And Giveth Holy Bird To Guide Us
With Gust and Sand-Attack
Helix We Consult Thee
Set Straight Our Frantic Path
Oak May Say It’s Not The Time For That
But You Keep Us From Dome’s Wrath
Helix Thou My Riches
I Will Toss My Nugget For Thee
When Those Who Press Start Try My Path
Thou Raise Thy Saints Of B
Rest Blessed Abby
Rest Jay Leno
You Were Not Released In Vain
Forever Helix Keep Them
As We Surf Forwards
And Cut Every Tree
The Helix Ever Will Be My Strength
As I Fly To Anarchy…